Monday, November 16, 2009

What Will Our Coming Alien Overlords Make of This?

The Snuggie for KIDS!

You simply put, put, PUT your arms through!

That's right, now your kids can experience the fun of sleeves and juggling, as well as rad backwards-bathrobe parties with the most least-essential item of the year!

If I see your kid playing air guitar, wearing a Snuggie for Kids and a pair of novelty sunglasses, I will punch the both of you. That's right: I will punch your child.

Don't Buy It! Since you can't Afford It anyway!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Things I Will be "Refusing to Buy" on Black Friday

Among the many consumer goods I will pretend I am purposely not buying at any of the big sales right after Thanksgiving Day are:

- a jazzy new digital camera
- a homemade weather balloon kit
- Adam Lambert's "Sparkle Sparkle" record or whatever it's called
- Snuggies, Slankets

I don't even want any of that dumb junk! So there! Takin' a stand!

Welcome to Afford Nothing Day!

Want to participate in Buy Nothing Day, but can't because you couldn't afford to buy anything even if you wanted to? This blog is for you!