The Snuggie for KIDS!
You simply put, put, PUT your arms through!
That's right, now your kids can experience the fun of sleeves and juggling, as well as rad backwards-bathrobe parties with the most least-essential item of the year!
If I see your kid playing air guitar, wearing a Snuggie for Kids and a pair of novelty sunglasses, I will punch the both of you. That's right: I will punch your child.
Don't Buy It! Since you can't Afford It anyway!